In response to an earlier column, reader “scdaddyo” (FedEx supporters rarely, if ever, use their real names) wrote:

“FedEx Express is the largest Airline in the world. . . . UPS is the largest trucking company in the world.”


Well, perhaps Federal Express, now FedEx Express, was started as an airline company and UPS was started as a trucking company, but over the last decade or so both have morphed into competing express package delivery companies.

FedEx Express has planes and trucks; UPS has planes and trucks. The two companies have distinctions without differences. If makes no more sense to treat express delivery company FedEx Express differently under the law from express delivery company UPS today than it would be to treat Wells Fargo, originally started as a stagecoach, as an express delivery company today rather than as a bank.

As much as FedEx Express would like to debate this issue as if we were still living in 1971, we’re now in the 21st century. Heck, Al Gore still hadn’t even invented the Internet when Fred Smith started Federal Express. Fed and Fred need to get with the times.

FedEx Express is no longer just an “airline,” if it ever was.

“Scdaddyo” continues:

“As to your point about putting FedEx under NLRA does not mean Teamsters will take over FedEx – are you nuts? Do you know how the Teamsters work? They will make FedEx their top priority.”

The only problem with this is – well, the facts.

What we’re talking about here are the 86,000-plus drivers who work for FedEx Express, not the drivers who work for FedEx Ground or FedEx Freight. In fact, there are already some 100,000 FedEx workers currently working under the same National Labor Relations Act that UPS workers operate under.

Now, if the Teamsters – and we all know how they work, right? – haven’t been able to unionize all of the other FedEx drivers, why does FedEx Express think the Teamsters will be any more effective in unionizing FedEx Express drivers? Even if they did make it their top priority.

Good ol’ “scdaddyo” followed up with:

“How about answering who, other than UPS or the Teamsters, benefits by putting the largest Airline in the World under the NLRA? Perhaps you? Are you a closet UPS stockholder? Or closet Teamsters supporter?”

Ah, yes. The old trick of trying to change the subject from the substance of the debate when you are losing it by accusing your opponent of having a vested interest on one side and, therefore, couldn’t possibly have a valid point.

But no, I do not own UPS stock – though I do have a UPS shipping account and a mailbox at a UPS store. I also have a brother working for UPS; however, he and I have never discussed this issue, not even once.

But what does any of that have to do with the merits of the debate? Even if I did have UPS stock up the wazoo, the facts of the matter would remain that FedEx and UPS are both express delivery shipping companies and should be governed by the same labor law. It really is just that simple.

As for being a Teamster supporter….you gotta be kidding? If I had my way I’d ban all unions as un-American purveyors of European socialism. But then again, I’m sugar-coating it.

Our friend “scdaddyo” wraps up with the following:

“If the NLRA incorporates Airlines and Franchised businesses what’s next? Will it go after ocean freight just because they too offer delivery from the port to the final leg using a truck?”

Now, unless I miss my guess, ocean freight couldn’t, under any circumstance, be considered in the business of express delivery service. So let’s not be ridiculous here.

On the other hand, let’s take “scdaddyo’s” argument to its logical conclusion in the other direction.

If FedEx can claim that its 86,000 FedEx Express package delivery drivers are part of their “integrated” airline and, therefore, should be covered under the Railway Labor Act rather than the National Labor Relations Act, FedEx could just as well go out and start a national chain of gas stations to compete with Chevron and say THEY were part of its “integrated” airline and be covered under the RLA instead of the NLRA.

Hey, package delivery drivers get hot during the day, don’t they? So why not start a national chain of ice cream stores and “integrate” them into the airline and compete against Dairy Queen? Drivers gotta eat, too. So why not start a nationwide chain of burger joints to compete with Mickey D’s and Burger King?

To buy FedEx Express’s argument that it can “integrate” any business and compete with other businesses and still retain favorable advantages as an airline under the law is a bridge to nowhere too far.

The bottom line remains: FedEx Express is today an express package delivery company using trucks and airplanes. UPS is today an express package delivery company using trucks and airplanes. Now, they can conduct their businesses differently in any way they so choose, but the American principle of equality under the law dictates that both companies be treated equally by the government.

So let it be written; so let it be done.