Do not get me or this website wrong. I have nothing personal against FedEx. In fact, I continue to use the company on occasion, as I do the post office – but only because the monopoly the post office enjoys over first class mail gives me no other choice.

No, this brouhaha is about a government policy which even some FedEx Express employees disagree with. Consider the following voicemail I received last weekend.

“Hey, Chuck. I’m a FedEx Express delivery driver. I just wanted to tell you I appreciate what you’re doing on your FedExcess website. We need more people like you getting the facts out there.”

And that’s what FedExcess.info is all about. Just the facts, ma’am. And the fact is I really only have two problems with FedEx.

The first is over FedEx’s use of “independent contractors.”

The fact is I believe any company should – in a free, ideal world – be able to enter into whatever employment relationship it chooses with willing workers. An honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay – as determined by the worker and the boss. Why should the federal government have anything to say about a private employer/employee relationship in any manner whatsoever?

Indeed, it’s a great philosophical and theoretical debate – the kind of debate many libertarians love to have rather than do the hard work of actually getting their candidates elected. But here on Planet Reality, the government is in our businesses and our wallets and our hair whether we like it or not – and the least we should expect from that reality is equal treatment under the law.

As a limited-government libertarian-conservative, my preference would be for everyone to have the ability to classify its workers the way FedEx has classified some of its drivers in order to avoid payroll costs and reporting regulations. But that isn’t going to happen anytime soon, especially under this administration.

So the best we can hope for is that the law will be applied equally – and that FedEx’s efforts to stretch the law don’t boomerang on everybody else who is playing by the rules as currently written. FedEx could hurt a lot of other businesses if they keep trying to abuse this law rather than change it.

They should knock it off.

The second problem is this argument over whether or not FedEx Express’s drivers should be covered under the government’s Railway Labor Act or the National Labor Relations Act.

In short, the RLA law is supposed to apply to employees who are “integral” to the operation of a railway or an airline. The NRLA applies to everyone else.

The RLA should apply to employees of FedEx’s airline operation – the process of flying packages and envelopes overnight from city to city. What’s at issue here, however, is whether or not drivers who deliver packages BEFORE and AFTER they are flown from one city to another should be considered “airline” employees.

Of course, they shouldn’t.

These drivers don’t fly your packages to and from your home. They drive them. These workers are drivers, not pilots. They are “taxicabs” for packages. And while picking up and delivering packages to and from airports may be an “integrated” part of FedEx’s corporate model, that doesn’t change the nature and intent of the law itself.

By placing FedEx Express drivers under one law and every other driver under another, it makes it far less likely that FedEx Express would suffer some kind of strike or other labor action by its drivers. And that fact has been used by FedEx over the years as a sales tool to gain an unfair marketing advantage over its rivals.

If FedEx hadn’t used this sweetheart deal with the government for market advantage, we likely wouldn’t be having this conversation today. So in reality, FedEx is actually the agent of its own demise in this regard. The company should have been a lot more careful not to exploit an inequity in the law for its own benefit.

That said, the more outrageous aspect of this is the intentional and anonymous disinformation campaign FedEx has launched to kill this field-leveling bill, and the false and misleading campaign to make people think this change in the law is somehow a “bailout” for UPS.

If FedEx wants to fight to retain this special benefit for its company, fine. But do it openly and honestly using facts and objective reasoning and analysis. Hiding behind the cloak of Internet anonymity and raising the boogeyman of organized labor are cheap political tactics not worthy of a great American corporation such as FedEx.

They should knock it off.